The Case of the $79 Kamikaze Earwig

I should have known there would be trouble. I had shooed him away a dozen times yet he insisted on coming back. To hell with it, I thought, nobody will miss one annoying more annoying bastard! And so I killed him. What? No, not a lawyer — tempting though it is. Not even a squirrel — as much as they deserve it. An earwig. . . . → Read More: The Case of the $79 Kamikaze Earwig